You want to dress Fido for Halloween, so you say:
Don’t despair or feel fear; options abound.
If simple’s his style, how about a shark fin in grey?
Or a pair of matching pandas for your cat and hound?
If he could talk, would he say “Me love cookies?”
A headless horseman would induce double-takes,
Or how about racing riders for a pack of corgis?
(The Queen wouldn’t do it, but your dogs love to play fake).
If you’ve got a kid, too, consider a theme,
Beauty and the Beast or a wolf and Little Red Riding Hood.
Or go with Chuckie if you love a good scream.
Get creative: haul some beer or a chest of pirate booty – don’t you think that he would?
Halloween’s not just for humans; pets can enjoy, too.
Just don’t give your pet any stress, or, (gasp), a complex.
Have fun, keep it simple, and remember, say BOO!
Tricks, but no treats (no chocolate for pets)!